Sporting his new Hurley jacket from Uncle R.D. He thinks he’s pretty cool.

After we had decorated the tree and hung the stockings, William and I were sitting on the couch taking in all of the lights and colors. I asked him what Santa would put in his stocking and he said, “I don’t know.” I suggested crayons, bubbles, applesauce pouches (because seriously every toddler I know is OBSESSED with these things) and on and on. Then I said, “William, what do you think Santa will put in Mommy’s stocking?” Without missing a beat, William said, “Boobies.” So, I asked, “Why would Santa bring Mommy boobies for Christmas?” And his response….”Because it’d be funny!”

Out of the mouths of babes…